yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
