fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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