I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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