Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
