I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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