Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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