Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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