its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
why is half of my head shaved?
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