one might say we're banned from that church
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I have post one night stand depression
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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