eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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