with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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