I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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