Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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