wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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