Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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