he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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