Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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