i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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