I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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