spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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