Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
