he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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