he referred to my room as the tit cave...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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