brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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