I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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