Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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