hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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