so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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