Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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