I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
