Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
