That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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