Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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