butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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