ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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