Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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