They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wear drunk well.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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