Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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