I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
