At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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