I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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