If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She even gives head with a lisp.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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