we have officially lost it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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