we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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