There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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