Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's never too late to be topless.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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