Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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