just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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