he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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