goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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