so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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